Grand Theft Albo
You're the PM. Tax the town. Break your promises. Get re-elected anyway.
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Sound on. One term takes a few minutes.
How to rob a nation
Tax everyone
Walk into a voter. Chain them for a combo.
Bank it
Get the bag to Treasury before the press pack finds you.
Change your position
Voters will tell you it's tough. Tell them it isn't. That's not a broken promise, it's a new position.
Get re-elected
Stay above 50 for 36 months. Pauline is counting on you not to.
Meet the cast
Inspired by actual events*
The jokes are made up. The policies aren't.
Stage 3, "redesigned"
The promised tax cuts were rewritten. The 37% bracket stayed.
The super tax backflip
A tax on unrealised gains above $3m. Dropped, then relaunched on realised earnings.
Negative gearing and CGT
Negative gearing for new builds only. The 50% CGT discount ends 1 July 2027.
$275 off power bills
Promised by 2025. 2025 came and went.
"Not a ute tax"
A vehicle efficiency standard that tightens every year.
The clifftop and the lounge
A $4.3 million clifftop home. A book about Qantas upgrades.
*Dramatised. Quotes are invented. The promises were not kept.
Your latest term
Brag about it. Or confess.
The fine print
Satire, for entertainment only. A parody of public figures and public policy. Not affiliated with or endorsed by anyone depicted, any political party, the Australian Government or Rockstar Games. Characters are caricatures and quotes are invented.
Not advice. For tax decisions, see an accountant, not a game where Pauline Hanson is chasing you.
No promises were kept in the making of this game.
✔ Fact-checked by your power bill